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    instashoots:

    يومها تجرى لكل حجر تقولوا تحتوا يخبيك مش هيرضى بيك
    يومها تجرى لكل نهر تقولوا بين ضفافه يخبيك مش هيرضى بيك
    يومها تجرى لكل بحر تقولوا بين امواجه يخبيك مش هيرضى بيك
    يومها تجرى لكل جبل تقلوا بين كهوفه يخبيك مش هيرضى بيك
    خليها تضيق وتضيق الدواير
    ولما تديق اكتر ارمى رحم كل عدرا خليها تتحرق
    تبكي…

    Source: instashoots
    • 4 months ago
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    Source: wigglytuffs
    • 4 months ago
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  • waves-of-pure-emotion:

    awkwardvagina:

    awkwardvagina:

    you asked and therefore you shall receive

    I GOT NAKED FOR THIS GUYS WHY DOES IT HAVE SO LITTLE NOTES

    you have nice abs.

    (via estebanjulioricardodelarosa)

    Source: awkwardvagina
    • 4 months ago
    • 4159 notes
  • A guide to US states and cities

    • New York City:   tourists, gay, tourists, peanuts, FUCKING TOURISTS
    • Idaho:   Potatoes
    • Michigan:   that lake place
    • Florida:   DISNEY WORLD and those other parks
    • San Francisco:   gay, Princess Diaries, That's So Raven
    • Wisconsin:   cheese
    • Montana and the Dakotas:   population of cows exceeds that of humans
    • New Jersey:   garden state my ass
    • Vermont:   Canada on drugs
    • Dallas:   stereotypical south
    • New Orleans:   alcohol, fried donuts, jazz music (the place to be)
    • Philadelphia:   Cream Cheese, beat anyone who calls it "the city," fair chance of being mugged
    • Oklahoma:   why
    • Las Vegas:   WHITE PEOPLE MAKING SHITTY DECISIONS
    • Los Angeles:   traffic not worth the possibility of spying a celeb
    • Kentucky:   not enjoyable at all, two stars would not recommend
    • Maine:   how are you even a part of the US?
    • Chicago:   everyone has a gun so don't piss us off
    • Minnesota:   t-shirts and shorts when it's below zero
    • Texas:   We are not cowboys go away
    • Pennsylvania:   Hershey chocolate, no we're not all Amish, liberty bell, constitution, declaration of independence, will smith, ben franklin
    • Ohio:   no one even lives here go somewhere else
    • Georgia:   Peaches and dumb white people. don't even stop in the state for gas just keep going.
    • Washington:   Trees, farms, hipsters, fake gangsters, and more trees,
    Source: tardismyoldgirl
    • 4 months ago
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  • When my brother's in the shower...

    • -waiting for brother to get out of the shower-
    • -hears him singing-
    • me:   will you quit singing?
    • brother:   what?
    • me:   QUIT SINGING. IT'S LAME
    • brother:   WOMAN
    • brother:   WHEN I'M IN THE SHOWER, TWO THINGS GET TO BE FREE
    • brother:   MY BALLS
    • brother:   AND MY SOUL
    Source: kniightmare
    • 4 months ago
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  • That awkward moment when someone tells you that your zipper is open.

    lolzpicx:

    image

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    • 4 months ago
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    • 4 months ago
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  • And I thought I am good ……

    And I thought I am good ……

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    Source: juliyeahh
    • 4 months ago
    • 13286 notes

  • plz be my mom :D

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    Source: msparkers
    • 4 months ago
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